Why you here at blog? Did me ask you come see blog? NO! So what reason you have for being at blog? Do you know Monstee? Am we friends? Am we family? Am we like two blind marmots that bump heads in night, deep in burrow that we call internet? MmmMMMMmmmm marmot... NO! You no distract Monstee with talk of food! If you am here, you am here for only one reason; to bask in glow of what it am to be Monstee.
You have nice face. You come in and learn about Monstee, if you know password. You no ask me! Me no tell you password am SWORDFISH. MMMmmmmMMMM swordfish...
Oh, Monstee! You're so beautiful (blue-tiful?) already! ^_^ Don't change a thing. Well, except it might be a good idea to start using deodorant. But I guess monsters are opposed to that.
You am so nice! Me thank you! (personally, me was leaning toward the Cloonie eyes, Pitt nose and Farrell mouth, but now me rethink that) Me know, me know! Me need deodorant more often. It am hard to get musk through all Monstee's fur. Me have to spray 3 or 4 times, but then bones in muskrat start popping and me then just got to eat him and find another.
Monstee, didn't you know that you are beautiful as you are? And how are you supposed to attract chicks if you wear deoderant? I thought monsters attracted mates through scent, but that might have been in the New York Times, so who knows?
(If you just want to say "Hi!" or you got question or comment or statment or money for Monstee.... me mailbox am always open!)
AIM = Monstee
(But me not show up on you buddy lists because me block just anybody from seeing me on they buddylist. So if you want IM Monstee, you email me first, then if you cool me unblock you and you see me on you buddy list and we IM!)
Me am Monstee. Me am Kookie Monster, not be confused with other big blue monster that remain namless.
MmmmMMMMmmmm cookie...
NO! Him am not real monster! Him am just pretend. Me am real and him am just big piece of felt or cartoon or somthng.
Me am Monstee. Me have been been lots of places and done lots of things. Me am Monstee!
3 Comments:
Oh, Monstee! You're so beautiful (blue-tiful?) already! ^_^ Don't change a thing. Well, except it might be a good idea to start using deodorant. But I guess monsters are opposed to that.
Kate (KatesInk)
You am so nice! Me thank you!
(personally, me was leaning toward the Cloonie eyes, Pitt nose and Farrell mouth, but now me rethink that)
Me know, me know! Me need deodorant more often. It am hard to get musk through all Monstee's fur. Me have to spray 3 or 4 times, but then bones in muskrat start popping and me then just got to eat him and find another.
Me am stinkstee.
Monstee, didn't you know that you are beautiful as you are? And how are you supposed to attract chicks if you wear deoderant? I thought monsters attracted mates through scent, but that might have been in the New York Times, so who knows?
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