Monstee explains a few things

For a few days now me have been getting email type comments from people who no want to post publicly about Monstee's last post and comments posted there. If you read last post then you know what me mean, but if you now read it then don't! There am no reason to! It am just the same lame old post by Monstee saying bunch of crap that you no want to here... you best never going back there and ever reading it or the comments. That way you never feel need to write Monstee email with comments like...


"DUDE! BUSTED!!"
"Was that for real?"
"Looking for not expensive high-quality software?"
"What?!? I thought we were exclusive!!"
"YOU FOOL! You almost gave us away, but I think my comment threw them off track..."
"I"M NEVER KISSING YOU AGAIN!!!"
"Do you always talk like that?"
"...god, my loins ache for you!"
"I know you keep saying Monstee's not gay, but really if you..."
"Now, who are you REALLY?"
"I'm sorry I yelled and I'm sorry I said that. You know I will kiss you again."
"What do you mean 'What am loins?' You're on the internet, the sum total of human knowledge and you can't even look up a simple word like 'loins?' Wow, are you lucky you're so good in bed..."
"I am getting a kitten today which I am much excited about and is for petting and playing with and not for eating. I repeat, it’s NOT for eating."
"You have been blocked from further comments on this blog."

As you can see everything am perfectly normal in every way. Nothing am going on behind you back. Nothing am happening under you nose. And if you am angry husband type or pretty girl that am having secret affair with Monstee under nose and behind back of husband or other girl that Monstee am secretly seeing... then there am no reason to beat Monstee up for anything because as you see for self, nothing am going on! Everything am fine..


Me am Monstee.