Me am still here....

Me am still here....
Me am still alive....
Me am still sick....

Me go see doctor and he say me have walking pneumonia. Me no understand this as me HATE walking and tend to no do this as much as possible. Why they call it walking pneumonia? When me walk from bed to bathroom me feel like me going to pass out.
But him give Monstee lots of pills and tell me take it easy and stay in bed and come back in few days to spend more money on things...

Me hope to be back to funny type blogging things in near future...

::cough::cough::
Ugh. You best stop reading now and just come back when me feeling better. Me am just going to keep complaining about being sick and you no want to hear about that...
So bye bye,
Me see you later...



Green snot... See!!! Me told you not to hang around! You had you chance to leave before this get all gross and disgusting like. Gray foamy lung buggers... Shut UP!! Me no want to hear it from you! You have every chance to leave and for that matter you can leave right now, but nooooOOOOOoooo you just keep hanging round when me tell you me have nothing to say and when all me do is complain about gross things me am dealing with like waking up in middle of night and not knowing if puddle on pillow am from nose of mouth or eyes, but that hair am stuck to it, you go and act like that!!! There you go again!!! Hey, me am the one who is sick! Me knows how Eywwww and Yuck it am!!! Me am living it and me don't need to hear it from you!!!

That's it! Now you give me diarrhea!