Monstee's Tips for Feeling Better

Me am feeling better!!! Am me well... well, no. If you visit cave often then you know that me am never been well... but me think me am almost over walking pneumonia. With this said... me will pass on few things me pick up recently that you can do to make you feel better next time you am all sick and not well.

1. Walking pneumonia am much easier to get over if you stop walking and lay down for long time.


2. If you cough up large chunk of something, do not keep it. Even if it small animal or part of you lung or something it am so covered with germs that you no want it running around you cave giving you back what it am you am trying to get over in first place.


3. Tell you family you am sick. This get you good stuff and they do things for you. Me Momstee come down with bronchitis just 3 days before me get pneumonia. Me thinking that she cough up germ that then go around block time or two and then find me. Now me an exposed to germs that have been around the block time or two and they give me pneumonia! Thanks mom! Well, at lease when me was sick she not ask me to do stuff for her because she was sick too. Last thing you want to do when you am sick am take care of sick person.


4. If you having lung sickness, don't smoke.


5. If you having stomach sickness, don't eat spicy foods.


6. If you having fever type delusions, don't get up in middle of night and help Mr. Potato head find scary time bomb that have been hidden in him suitcases. If you do, it only zap you strength and cause family members to ask "Why am all you closed thrown around room?"


7. NEVER take codeine based cough syrup when you am less than ten feet from something comfy to sleep on. You take that stuff and sleeping on pile of old mail and TV guides sounds like good idea cause you just no want to move right now.


8. Even if you am feeling better, keep taking medicine doctor give you until it am all gone. Me just run out of all medicine except for codeine based cough syrup and although me cough am MUCH, much better now days me am still taking it... Hang on, me am due.
   
   :::slurp::: EWEeeeeew...
   
   Dang! That stuff am nasty. But it do the trick. Me was having.... problems.... sleeping..... :::yawn::: before me....
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