Public Service Announcement
Cute and fuzzy am not always good! Evil come in many forms and sometimes it fool you the most when it come in form of thing you think can no be evil in not no way, not no how! You think about this. Say you am evil. What you want to do? You want to go out and get job that challenge you and keep you happy, make little bit of money so you put it away and feel safe when you find other evil half and settle down and start making little evilings? NO! Evil am only happy when it am making other people feeling what they no want to feel! You think evil want to hang out in old haunted house, waiting for midnight so it jump out and scare teenagers who sneak in there makeout? That not evil, that stupid. If ghosts and ghouls who haunt them houses am smart, they keep quiet and then they at least get to watch teenagers makeout, because lord know them aint gettin any! No, evil want to get in you house. Evil want you to love it and hold it and hug it and squeeze it and you can name it George! Then, when you am feeling all snug and toasty it grow it's teeth and spin it's head and spit blood at you and try to eat you sole! That what me said, sole! This type of evil have thing for feet. Have you seen one these? Oh, it look cute, it look fuzzy, it look nice to hold and hug and squeeze, but it am possessed by EVIL! Look at it. LOOK AT IT! It am just waiting for right time to eat you feet. But now you know. Bad part is, now it know you know. Now it no longer need to hide because you am no longer going to let it in you house. Bad part am, it am already in you house. YES IT AM! This cute and fuzzy thing am sooooo evil that even picture of it am evil and if you am reading this then evil am already there! You no believe me? Poke it! You hear me. POKE IT WITH YOU MOUSE! You see what me mean. BUT... Whatever you do.... Never... NEVER... Click on evil thing like that. Why? Well... It am very ticklish and just plain creepy to hear laugh.
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Scratched in cave wall by Monstee at 2:30 PM
3 Comments:
Poor Yummy Bear! He just told me in his sweetest, most innocent voice that he'd never Never EVER EVER do anything mean or evil. He even swore on a pile of Snotty Paws! He says you're just a big blue poopyheaded Monstee who's jealous because you are not cute and yummy, too.
Still, I'd better keep an eye on him. I like my soles just where they are, thank you very much! ::shudder::
I admit. I clicked. That's creepy.
Now I am scared of my teddy bear, and I have nothing to comfort me.
Jerks!
Not bad.
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