Honey, I'm gnome!

Here am something you may no know about Monstee. Me am somewhat knowing of things doing with computer graphics. Yes, yes, it am only one of many, many skills and talents me have picked up in me travels from there to here. Why me bring it up? Well me was downloading picture linked in comment by Kate other day and me notice something. What me notice? Well if you not see comment by Kate then me will tell you it go something like...

"But seeing as how you am probably no wanting stand outside me house 24/7, Me've created me very own Monstee garden type gnome thingy brighten place up. You see it here."

As you may be lazy type person who no want to click on link and see pic... me will show it here.
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NO! Me will no be distracted by caring touching gift of flattering image of cute little thingy that warm me heart and make me smile!!! Well, at first me was distracted. Then me download picture. Me thought download take longer than it should have and when me get pic on computer, me notice that file size am lots bigger than should be. Me think maybe bit size am off or some other thing that we computer graphics knowing people know that you do not. So me hack into pic to check on things and what do me find??? It am only a crop of much larger pic. (For those of you who no know, 'crop' mean that they plant seeds in file and grow little bit of it out to look bigger than rest. It take light and water and plenty of processing time, but when you done, pic grow blossom of only little part of pic, but it look real big.)

Why am Monstee Gnome only part of bigger picture? Am not Monstee Gnome deserving of him own picture? Was Kate afraid get close to Monstee Gnome to take close up picture so she take picture from far away and crop it? What do bigger picture look like? Me do me little bit hacking on file and reset margins on picture so crop go away and now me get to see full picture. NOW me understand. Monstee Gnome am garden gnome and Kate take picture of her garden with Monstee Gnome in it. Me will admit that it am hard to see Monstee Gnome in full picture, so me circle him in blue. Here am full pic and what me found!

Now THAT am a garden! Now we know why Mary Jane... er, me mean Kate like her "Tea" so much. It look like she need to "Weed" garden. Hehehe...
Yeah, she need to "Fire Up" lawn mower and cut "Grass". Hehehehehehe.....

Um... Oh. She need to "Hit" garden store... no, "Joint", garden "Joint" and buy flower "Pot". ::snickersnickersnicker::

Then that garden will "Smoke". Hahahahaahahahahahahah...

...um, ....uh, ......hahahahahahahaha, What am, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
What am... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... What am Monstee Gnomes ::snicker:: name? hehehehe...

Senior Wacky Terbacky? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!