Monstee plays God

First me want to apologize for way me treat you last posting. Me have no other excuse other than me am not quite meself since me stop smoking. Me not want to smoke.... but me still want to smoke... You know what me mean? It am weird. Me know it am bad for me and me will be more healthier now that me stop... But me also want to light up friendly little stick of death and suck it into lungs. But me don't and me wont. Me want to! Me also want to drive ice pick into you eye if you look at me wrong way... you better not be thinking you gonna ask which am wrong way!!!

So now with that out of way, me say we try and have some fun. What better way am there to have little bit of fun than to ridicule other person? Now me have noticed that Lauren have not been posting much at all in past few weeks, so lets pick her. This way we can see if she am still logging on and checking us out and not just posting or she really busy. Also, if she no have time to post then she no have time to get Monstee back. hehehehehe

OK. So Lauren say in her most recent posting that she am getting back with boyfriend. Me will make no comment on this as all me know and remember about him am fact that he pinch him nipples in public. But who doesn't? Really, who doesn't?

Anyway, me was thinking that it would be fun to get sample of both they DNA and clone some sort of being that am half him and half her and let them look at it and go "Eywwwwwwwww!" But them wetblanket killjoy who remain nameless remind Monstee that cloning am illegal and they already have name for half him half her clones.... Children. But that no stop Monstee from trying!!! Well, me no get they DNA. Closest me get was picture of each of them. Why not more people keep DNA on file on internet? Anyhoo, me do next best thing with pictures. Me take one of her + one of him, and get THIS: Calm down! Calm down! It am only a picture. It can no hurt you. Me know how you feel, but guess how me feel.... Me spent hours making dang thing! What am it? What am it's name? What do it do for living and what am it hobbies?

Me say...
Name: Pat
Gender: ???
Work: Food industry
Hobby's: Smoking and pinching nipples.

Hey, me made the dang picture, YOU come up with better bio!

Dang me need a smoke!