Monstee was there... Where were you?

7 days... it took 7 days!
7 days for AngryGrrFace to notice and comment on fact that me have been making fun.. er.. me mean make posting warm and friendly thoughts about her in me last post. Me guess that am not too long for somebody that am as busy as she am these days... but still. She am lucky me no have time to post other postings of Monstee's rambling thoughts and thinkings in mean time. If me was not busy, me could have posted so much that she never think to go back and read me old postings and then she never know. But me not, so she not, and she did, and now what am me going to do about it. Nothing. Me have picked on her enough for now. Me need to move on. Me could do another Kate type posting... but me have done her enough for now too... Me need to find fresh meat! Me wanted to post funny type posting on me good friend Smacky, but me know him am really busy with work and him three houses and moving in and out and buying and selling and all that. Me wanted to find something for ridicule about him, but although me did find lots of new stuff out about him on internet recently, me can find nothing funny to poke at him. He am just too nice and cool to do Monstee post on. Me did try to see him last week. Me was in DC area for me other job, and me thought me would stop by him new house... er... me mean bungalow, and help him eat... er, me mean move any big and tasty boxes that him still have that need eating, er moving. But me guess him and family not at home. Me hear frightened animals inside, but nothing else. So me go over to him old house and see if him am mowing lawn or fixing up place for selling or notwhat... but him not there either. Me can see why him want to move! Old house am dump! New place am so much nicer and more homey. Me am sure old place will sell, heck me live in cave, you bound to find someone to buy old place. But when you compare old and new place, there an no comparison! But then me go back to new place and when me compare, it look like mansion. Oh sure, it am little bit smaller... but oh so nicer. Even though nobody there to greet me, me take picture of new place to prove me was there.
You no have to worry Smacky, me make sure me cover up address so nobody know where you live. Unless they have contacts like Monstee have, they now got to look at picture and drive around DC area looking for house that match. Next time me working in DC area, me email you first and let you know. Me notice you new mushroom crop am almost ready and old septic tank out back am making fine swimming pool. If you need, me will even help you dig new hole for outhouse! You not want to use hole from last people who live there. That just not right.