Me am Monstee!

You are a Black Coffee in a Dirty Cup with a Blue Hair in it

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and a garbage disposal At your worst, you are: cheap, angsty and smell of porn You drink coffee when: you can get your paws on it Your caffeine addiction level: so high as to be off the freakin charts

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Your Blogging Type is Cutting Edge, Amusing and Sex Godish

You're a legendary storyteller, and you amuse many with your anecdotes and nearly psychic insights. In fact, you can turn the dullest part of your day into a colorful event (that is usually blue). You're also up on what's new and cool - from fashions, to links, to gadgets, to the pleasures of a woman. You're the perfect combo: down to earth, funny, a little mischievous, and the greatest lover on the planet.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

You Are Coffee Ice Cream in a Dirty Bowl with a Blue Hair in it

Energetic and lively, you are always on the go, go, go Speed Racer go!. You're doing a million things at once and doing them so well that only a fool would question you. You tend to motivate others, raise spirits and "excite" women. You are most compatible with chocolate ice cream (who REALLY wants to go out with you, if you like her, because she likes you. If you want, I can pass her a note in gym next hour.).

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Your IQ Is 185

Your Logical Intelligence is Better than a Vulcan Your Verbal Intelligence is beyond Words Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Exceptionally Sexy Your Overall Brainpower is Stronger than the Lord of Sith

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

You Are a Boston Terrier Puppy with a Bad Smell and snot problems

Aggressive, wild, blood thirsty and rambunctious. Deep down, you're just a cuddle monster that wants to hump a leg.

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

You Are Ugly Used Underwear!

Comfortable, soft and broken in, more people like you than let on. But it's very difficult for you to show yourself in public. You smell and you may have holes.

What Crappy Gift Are You?

You Are A Sexual Butterfly

You love your friends so much... Biblically! You're motto is "the more, the merrier"! Making sure everyone's included is your mission of love And you always prefer a group of ten to a group of two... in bed.

What Kind of Friend Are You?