Monster Profiling

Me got pulled over tonight. Am me mad? Not really. If me understand why me get pulled over and me think it am understandable... then it am ok with me. What me HATE am when me hit one of those road blocks and not know what it for. But still it am the police and you gotta act all nice and polite to them... it like...
"Oh, thank you for randomly hassling me this evening officer!"

But this time it was different. Me notice they was stopping everyone with blue hair or that am a monster American. That mean monster profiling... but me understand profiling and me not have a problem with it if there am a problem with some monster thingy out there. You may or not may know the me have been trying to warn people about THEM for long time now. Some of you understand what me trying to do... others just poo poo me!

mmMMMMmmmmpoo poo platter....

NO! You no take away or make little of what Monstee have to say! Me try to tell you! Me try to warn you! Do you listen? Do you HEAR?!?! ME NOT KNOW!!!!

...but me did clip this out of newspaper and scan it for you guys to see.
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Me hate to say me told you so... but...
Nyna nyna, nyna nyna!