An open letter to Sarah B.
Dear Sarah,
(for you of them that no know, Sarah am host of really cool website called Que Sera Sera)
How am you? Me am fine. Did you ever sober up from you birthday party? Ha ha. Me bet you not even remember getting picture taken with Monstee! That ok. Me only remember because me was there. (for you of them that no see picture in front of face, you can see picture here) Me am writing you today to ask why you turn you comments off on you latest post. (see comments to Sarah's latest posting here) (see Sarah's latest post here) Did we offend? Did you no like installments of story about bear that eat scouts and scoutmaster? (ok, for those of you who no know or no want to read or no care, it have been some time since Sarah post anything because she have been really busy with "real life". That am ok and good and fine and everything, but it do make evil commenters comment on fact in Sarah's comments. This also make good nice not mean commenters comment on how evil commenters am being evil and need to give Sarah break about not posting. Then, other good nice funny commenters comment that in meantime we can just entertain ourselves while we patently wait for Sarah to get done and post again. We do this by starting little story about bear that eat bunch of scouts and scoutmaster. You can read story in Sarah's comments above, below Sep. 8th or 9th.) You am last comment in there and you am asking "What the hell?" (to see last comment, it am all the way at bottom of above comments) Then there am no way for anyone to post comments to answer you question! How you expect anyone to answer you questions if you go and turn off comments? Me would have been happy to answer you question if you no go and turn off comments!! Now me got to go and answer you question in me blog and hope that you see it here. (You can see me posting all this here) Me am just afraid that deep down inside nobody as big and famous in blogging community as you EVER come and visit Monsee in Monstee's cave... unless you one of those lurkers!!! (for those of you with head stuck in holes in ground, lurker am person who frequent blog sites and read and enjoy but never, NEVER comment of give back in any, ANY way!!! Me should know, me have quite a few!) Am you one of them lurkers? Me have quite a few. Me think if am from all the porn or the celebrities that hang around like Adrienne Barbeau or fact that me am about to kill big voice that keep interrupting me. (for those of you interested in Monstee's discount cave of porn, click hereeeeyyaaaghhh.... Good! Me hate that guy.
Sarah, me just want to say that by turning off you comments me take that as message that you no want installments of bear saga to go on. That am fine, but me really really hope we no offend you with our little attempt of self amusement. If we did, me am sorry.
You friend,
Monstee
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Labels: Adrianne Barbeau, bear story, linking, lurkers, Monstee's Discount Cave of Porn, pic, saga of Sarah B
Scratched in cave wall by Monstee at 10:16 AM
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This little turd of spam was added no less than 30 seconds after me posted!! Me HATE this shit so much!!! Me did some digging and fond that the site linked here has a contact that is mailto:Andy@internet-web-success.com
Me encourge EVERYONE to send comment. (but go to place like yahoo and make up fake no traceable email before you do it cause they will put you on list and sell you address, the bastards!!) Here is what me sent -
Dear Andy,
My blog sight just got hit with a spam ad for your web site. I'm not sure if you guys are the ones sending out the ads in the blogger comments, of if you hire a company to do it for you, but either way they are most effective.
I now hate you Andy. I hope you will soon be sucking the devils cock in hell while searing hot flames burn off your ass and balls. This could not happen too soon for me. Would you and everyone you work with please do me a favor and kill yourselves? I don't know if you realize it or not, but you are making the world a less happy place. Nobody likes spam, but everyone would like you to kill yourself. Your life serves no purpose. You do NOT add to the general welfare. Please kill yourselves and help make the world a better place. I would suggest eating a bullet, as it is faster, but you also might wish to consider drinking an entire bottle of NyQuil after a tall glass of antifreeze.
I don't really think it matters HOW you do it Andy, just that you do it promptly. And if you wanted to take a fellow coworker with you, that would be great as well as they had something to do with the spam or the company that spawned such evil on this planet.
Thank you for your time.
Monstee,
You can change your settings in the dashboard and put the commnts word verification on to stop automated systems from adding comments to your blog.
Good luck on fighting comment spam!
Those fucking spammers! I'll totally email them from my super-secret email that I never check. But, whew, I though it was just my computer that wouldn't let me comment on Miss B's website.
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