Why me need help
Ok. When me ask you what you think, me was expecting few of you come back with witty comments bout who me try and put in me first fake photo that use to be perfectly good picture of Monstee meeting what's her name at what's her name's birthday party but am now going to be Monstee meeting someone else at what's her name's birthday party!
Me was willing do all the work. Me was willing take all responsibility for having fake picture on web site. Me was not going to claim it being real... But me did need help thinking what to do. Why? Because me have problem coming up with good idea and not second guessing meself.
Like, me first idea am Adrienne Barbeau! But then me get to thinking that she am already friend and how am it that me meet person that me already know at what's her faces birthday party? Me worry about this for days hoping SOMEBODY give Monstee new idea.. but then on "Talk like pirate day" me think of using pirate. But that only good for one day. So then me think of..
Jessica Alba!
But then me realize that me was just thinking of her because she am one of most common names googled right now. Plus, like SHE really going to show up at who'zits thingy-dingy. She am TOTALLY to popular for that. Me not need use her name just to get people come see Monstee's cave. Me have porn for that! And thinking of porn... me then start thinking of rock star...
Courtney Hole!
See what me mean?!?! It take me 4 tries till me get around to something that am showing boobies! ...er, boob. ...eh, that am boob aint it? Anyway, so then me think that this am not so wholesome and me need to go more family oriented when me claim to meet people at Doowankas's Watchamajigger. Now you tell me, who am more wholesome and family oriented than....
That Actress That Play Marge Simpson!
But then me remember that we use go out in college and me no want to open THAT old can of worms. It not end all that well and we not really friends today... even though she never get where she am today if not for her really, REALLY liking color of Monstee's hair and having custom dye made in just that hue and then... no, no.. me not go there. Anyway, at this time me panic and just start grabbing at anyone that me might have met at whiny's crabfest. And me mean ANYONE!! Like...
A Smoking Monkey!
A 57 Chevy!
An Extra, Extra Supersized Order of Fries!
So now me still no know what to do!
Oh, me am going get something to eat.
Me was willing do all the work. Me was willing take all responsibility for having fake picture on web site. Me was not going to claim it being real... But me did need help thinking what to do. Why? Because me have problem coming up with good idea and not second guessing meself.
Like, me first idea am Adrienne Barbeau! But then me get to thinking that she am already friend and how am it that me meet person that me already know at what's her faces birthday party? Me worry about this for days hoping SOMEBODY give Monstee new idea.. but then on "Talk like pirate day" me think of using pirate. But that only good for one day. So then me think of..
Jessica Alba!
But then me realize that me was just thinking of her because she am one of most common names googled right now. Plus, like SHE really going to show up at who'zits thingy-dingy. She am TOTALLY to popular for that. Me not need use her name just to get people come see Monstee's cave. Me have porn for that! And thinking of porn... me then start thinking of rock star...
Courtney Hole!
See what me mean?!?! It take me 4 tries till me get around to something that am showing boobies! ...er, boob. ...eh, that am boob aint it? Anyway, so then me think that this am not so wholesome and me need to go more family oriented when me claim to meet people at Doowankas's Watchamajigger. Now you tell me, who am more wholesome and family oriented than....
That Actress That Play Marge Simpson!
But then me remember that we use go out in college and me no want to open THAT old can of worms. It not end all that well and we not really friends today... even though she never get where she am today if not for her really, REALLY liking color of Monstee's hair and having custom dye made in just that hue and then... no, no.. me not go there. Anyway, at this time me panic and just start grabbing at anyone that me might have met at whiny's crabfest. And me mean ANYONE!! Like...
A Smoking Monkey!
A 57 Chevy!
An Extra, Extra Supersized Order of Fries!
So now me still no know what to do!
Oh, me am going get something to eat.
Labels: Adrianne Barbeau, linking, list, pic, saga of Sarah B
Scratched in cave wall by Monstee at 2:02 AM
6 Comments:
Okay, that Courtney Love is just scary. What the hell did she do to that arm? A combo of heroin and a baseball bat covered in razor blades?
(and in case you didn't see my other comment below...I suppose she wanted you to remove her picture because she values her privacy. No wait, she links to a photo album with 100 pictures of her and her family, so that's not it...)
I have no idea why she wanted you to remove her picture. It makes no sense to me. Sigh.
Yeah, the nipple scarred me for life.
Me keep going over E-mail me get from her and me have NO idea why she want her pic taken down. Me asked, but she no reply to me. Me get impression from tone of e-mail that it am kind of like prom queen or head cheerleader talking to head of Dungeons & Dragons club and asking to have her picture as queen of the high elves be taken down. She did it really nice... but it have a hint of "you lame dweeby geek nerd."
Have you heard the song "D & D" by Stephen Lynch? It's awesome.
And at least YOU'RE not a snob.
Don't be fooled! He's a closet snob ... and he'll attack as soon as you least expect it.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
err.. why not just come out and say it? i loath fake people.
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