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Important facts that you may not know about next Lemony Snicket book, The Penultimate Peril. (this am mainly do to fact that grrface get tons of comments when she post about book)

Words that no appear in book:
1. rimjob
2. prepubescent
3. prostatectomy
4. frotteurism
5. speculum
6. brystpule
7. gynecomastia
8. bukkake
9. priapism
10. felching

Terms that no appear in book:

1. jailbait sandwich
2. driving down the Hershey Highway
3. carpet licking
4. puffing on the meat cigar
5. Bending to the will of the one eyed purple warrior
6. Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
7. BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
8. pimp juice
9. If There's Grass on the Field, Play Ball
10. Letting the crotch lizard terrorize the tiny town of pinkville

Excerpts that no appear in book:
1. "Oh my," said Klaus. "Either I'm swelling or my trousers are shrinking. Now this can't be right!"
2. Throwing the feather boa around his neck, Count Olaf stopped to admire himself in the mirror. The garters could be higher, the bra could be tighter, and the black panties could be smaller. Oh well, at least now he could relax and be grateful that he no longer had to wear those disguises.
3. Once again Violet had to distract Count Olaf while the others continued the plan. The tin cans and rubber bands made excellent knee pads and she was glad for the opportunity to test her newest invention. Although she had emptied the glass over an hour ago, the liquid was still suppressing her gag reflex beautifully.
4. The words Sunny Baudelaire used were not nonsense. If any of the doctors present had had half of her intelligence, or half the experience of her siblings, they would have recognized what she was saying as "There's blood when I wipe,"
5. For Beatrice- During our last love making, I felt so alive. I wish you had been.