Me side of story!
OK, so no matter what you hear it am lie!
LIE ME TELL YOU, ALL LIE!!!
Truth am that yes, Kate and Paul DID happen drive by one of me cave openings that am Midwest heartland mouth of cave...
Q:You know why they call it heartland?
A: Because brains not there!
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah hehehehe snicker snicker
mmMMMMmmmheartandbrainsandsnickers....
NO! You will no distract Monstee with talk of delicious food type stuffs in humorous joke type form! You were no there! You not know what happen! You not smell yummy sweet smell of cologne mixed with Dramamine mixed with pain relieving endorphins mixed with soy sauce mixed with chloroform mixed with Bar BQ mixed with Excedrin Migraine mixed with old-new car smell mixed with bromodichloromethane mixed with gasoline mixed with dibromochloromethane mixed with Kate mixed with leather and just a hint or sweet tea and bromoform. So now you see! That smell am overpowering! If it not in stores now, then they need bottle it and call it "Anonymous". Hmmmm... That may not be good idea after all. ANYONE who walk around smelling like THAT am just begging to get bit on! Which me NOT DO!! LIE, IT AM LIE!! Him see me first smelling that... and... and...
HE SHOVE HIM ARM IN ME MOUTH BEFORE ME COULD EVEN SAY 'HI'! Yeah, that's what happen! Me think him going for me last bit fang! Yeah, him the bad guy, not me. Kate do tell one thing that am true. We do put it all behind us (which am where Paul stay most of time... behind me) and have very nice lunch.
Me have plate of pennies. (You know need to chew them. They a suck on and swallow food.) Kate have a chicken log. And Paul have what look like plate full of red cheese. Over all, it good time over all. Me give it two dew claws up!
LIE ME TELL YOU, ALL LIE!!!
Truth am that yes, Kate and Paul DID happen drive by one of me cave openings that am Midwest heartland mouth of cave...
Q:You know why they call it heartland?
A: Because brains not there!
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah hehehehe snicker snicker
mmMMMMmmmheartandbrainsandsnickers....
NO! You will no distract Monstee with talk of delicious food type stuffs in humorous joke type form! You were no there! You not know what happen! You not smell yummy sweet smell of cologne mixed with Dramamine mixed with pain relieving endorphins mixed with soy sauce mixed with chloroform mixed with Bar BQ mixed with Excedrin Migraine mixed with old-new car smell mixed with bromodichloromethane mixed with gasoline mixed with dibromochloromethane mixed with Kate mixed with leather and just a hint or sweet tea and bromoform. So now you see! That smell am overpowering! If it not in stores now, then they need bottle it and call it "Anonymous". Hmmmm... That may not be good idea after all. ANYONE who walk around smelling like THAT am just begging to get bit on! Which me NOT DO!! LIE, IT AM LIE!! Him see me first smelling that... and... and...
HE SHOVE HIM ARM IN ME MOUTH BEFORE ME COULD EVEN SAY 'HI'! Yeah, that's what happen! Me think him going for me last bit fang! Yeah, him the bad guy, not me. Kate do tell one thing that am true. We do put it all behind us (which am where Paul stay most of time... behind me) and have very nice lunch.
Me have plate of pennies. (You know need to chew them. They a suck on and swallow food.) Kate have a chicken log. And Paul have what look like plate full of red cheese. Over all, it good time over all. Me give it two dew claws up!
Scratched in cave wall by Monstee at 1:28 AM
2 Comments:
Why DID he stay behind you most of the time? Is there something between you two that I need to know about?
Because of their less-than-appetizing shape and color, chicken logs should be clearly identified on the menu: "We will be bringing you a plate of pasta with a poo-shaped chicken-flavored thing on top. Yum!" ::shudders::
By the way, I've always wanted to tell you that every time I visit your page, I am forced to sing the rest of Fingertips. The next one: "Something grabbed ahold of my hand / I didn't know what had my hand / But that's when all my troubles began."
P.S. Post more often, pls.
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