Palmetto Bugs... and You!
OK, so me had little bit of time on me paws today and decide to check up on stats for cave. It would seem that even for being only half over, January am shaping up to be pretty good month for me traffic wise. So far me already have 259 unique visitors, 14 of which have added me to they favorite places and 4 people who hang out at cave for over 1 hour (as opposed to usual less then 30 seconds). Hi new people! Don't be lurkers, me need input and ideas. Pull up moldy box of porn and we chat.
But then me glance over to Top 10 Search Keyphrases... When did me ever mention about palmetto bugs? Until now, me no remember EVER mentioning palmetto bugs. No get me wrong! Me LOVE palmetto bugs.
mmmmMMMMMmmmmpalmettobugs.....
...it just that me no remember mentioning them. Am it me? Did me miss something? Do me need to go back and reread me own archives? OK...
Adrianne Barbeau, yes!
Discount porn, yes.
Nude polar bear club... well, me did rant on stupid polar bear and me probably have talked about nude this and club that... so me guess.
But palmetto bugs? Me just don't remember that. Nor do me remember talking bout pictures of night jellyfish! Nor rigermortis of meat, picture two-faced bitch or teenage s&m, but hey, give me time, give me time.
So then that give me idea! What if me every week write little something with top searches of that week! That will get Monstee in the search engines for sure!!
So here we go....
Ich bin Monstee, der Zeitgeister!
Chapter 3 - 1/16/06
So me hear that Joe Pichler was at Golden Globes arguing with James Franco and James Frey about who got Angelina Jolie pregnant. Turns out it am clone of Martin Luther King. Idea come from Kim Mathers who am filing for divorce to peruse relationship with Sasha Cohen despite her bad case of bird flu that she got in epidemic at USC.
hehehehehehehe... Problem am then are old top searched. What am going to be NEW top searches? You got any ideas?
But then me glance over to Top 10 Search Keyphrases... When did me ever mention about palmetto bugs? Until now, me no remember EVER mentioning palmetto bugs. No get me wrong! Me LOVE palmetto bugs.
mmmmMMMMMmmmmpalmettobugs.....
...it just that me no remember mentioning them. Am it me? Did me miss something? Do me need to go back and reread me own archives? OK...
Adrianne Barbeau, yes!
Discount porn, yes.
Nude polar bear club... well, me did rant on stupid polar bear and me probably have talked about nude this and club that... so me guess.
But palmetto bugs? Me just don't remember that. Nor do me remember talking bout pictures of night jellyfish! Nor rigermortis of meat, picture two-faced bitch or teenage s&m, but hey, give me time, give me time.
So then that give me idea! What if me every week write little something with top searches of that week! That will get Monstee in the search engines for sure!!
So here we go....
Ich bin Monstee, der Zeitgeister!
Chapter 3 - 1/16/06
So me hear that Joe Pichler was at Golden Globes arguing with James Franco and James Frey about who got Angelina Jolie pregnant. Turns out it am clone of Martin Luther King. Idea come from Kim Mathers who am filing for divorce to peruse relationship with Sasha Cohen despite her bad case of bird flu that she got in epidemic at USC.
hehehehehehehe... Problem am then are old top searched. What am going to be NEW top searches? You got any ideas?
Labels: Adrianne Barbeau, Blog Stats, list
Scratched in cave wall by Monstee at 11:12 PM
3 Comments:
You better watch your fuzzy blue butt. The White House wants a copy of Google's search records (see this Slashdot article for details). I'd hate for you to get indicted for mentioning the moldy box of porn and teenage s&m in the same post.
I don't know how long you'd last in prison.
porn is good for top searhes.
But my bet is on horse-flinging, eboli infected killer monkeys who like to eat chili. No really, try that. *snicker*
palmetto bugs actually make me vomit uncontrollably.
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