April 06 Smuggies!
Well the Smug Awards have come an gone and me did not make out so bad.
Me like to thank the little people for voting for me. So you guys figure out amongst youselfes which three am shortest and you the ones!
Five out of 16 possible... ALMOST 1/3!!! Me think it am me godlike humility that keep me from winning all of them and proving just how great me am.
Now me got to find place to put them. Hard to display major awards in cave like this. Me just got new spice rack and IT not fit on wall very well. Well, me find place soon.
Voted Best Single Strip!
Voted Runner Up, Best Technical Innovation!
Voted Runner Up, Best Series!
Voted Best Script Writer!
Voted Best 6 Panel Strip!
Me like to thank the little people for voting for me. So you guys figure out amongst youselfes which three am shortest and you the ones!
Five out of 16 possible... ALMOST 1/3!!! Me think it am me godlike humility that keep me from winning all of them and proving just how great me am.
Now me got to find place to put them. Hard to display major awards in cave like this. Me just got new spice rack and IT not fit on wall very well. Well, me find place soon.
Labels: Blunt Cogs, Me am Monstee
Scratched in cave wall by Monstee at 3:39 AM
11 Comments:
Hang them from the roof of the cave in a kind of "installation art" kind of way.
And congratulations! You deserve them all Monstee.
or you can begin the moldy box of trophies and awards!
Stuff them under the strawpile you sleep upon. They'll add to the insulation while remaining close to your heart.
Yeah O.K. Fuck don't rub it in.
Monstee ~ i heard Tom Hanks keeps some in the garage ::grinz::
Four and a half, actually. The runner up for best series was a joint prize with me, y'git!. And technically it's out of 17 as there was also a best strip about the awards prize. so 4.5 out of 17... that's 26.47% - just over quarter, not actually a third.
Pedantic cunt when I want to be, ain't I?
Aptly named, I'd say! Nah, congrats Monstee! You definitely deserve them... although I dunno about sleeping on them! Or with them, for that matter...
you deserved more dude, you're the best!
Hang them on washing line in cave, fill to different levels with water, sand, etc. Monstee xylophone! Make Monstee music!
Congrats!
Well done and all that, Monstee. Now where's the next episode?
If you don't start updating more often, I am going to send you nasty, misspelled emails.
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