The 15ooned of Monstemper!

Me got nothing today so me just going to point out that me good friend Paw Eater am doing some interesting things over at him blog. It seem that he am trying to come up with original story that am exactly fifty words long, excluding title. Me did few in him comments, but what with me no having not much to post about today, me thought me would just grab them and put them here. If you like them, me suggest you get over to Footies and see what he done here and here. If you like, feel free to post you own in me comments or on you own blog. It am tons o fun!

Enjoy.


Vengence Served

They said I was foolish for taking this job after the way he destroyed my father's name.
Yet here I was, his personal chef.
"Truly excellent, " he said, wiping gravy from his fat jowls.
"What do you call that dish?"
"I don't know," I said. "What WAS your baby's name?"


Goosbumps

The doctor had just discovered alien life. It made my skin crawl.
"The tests are positive," he said. "The bacteria's extraterrestrial. You've been massively infected."
He looked at me with terror. My skin continued crawling.
He screamed as it engulfed him. I was sweating blood.
Then his skin crawled too.


The last 60 seconds

Life was over and he was just waiting for the crash.
Adrenaline raced through his chest, guts and groin.
He sat, silently gripping the arms of the chair with white knuckles.
He looked up at her with a stifled scream.
"Time's up," she said. "The test say's I'm not pregnant."