The 27th of Monstemper!
Well kids, since me server have decided not to accept any uploads of pics or stuff, me rant about bitch lady nice lady fucking bitch that criticized me last rant will have to wait. Me sure you, like her, am hanging on edge of you seats. So for today me am just going to go over most popular searches that bring people to cave. Who knows, you may see one of you searches in list. Enjoy.
adrianne barbeau nude - Me would NEVER show somthing like that of old girlfriend!
crying while masturbating -- me know this may be sensitive problem for some people... but it just TOO funny!! Me mean... it am like... "BooHoo... BooHoo... BooHoooOOOoooo... BoooOOooHooOOOoo...."
adrianne barbeau - former gal pal!
gals - got lots
bloody heart - must be british search... US peoples say 'Fucking Heart'
musical 8 ball - What would it play? Shake it up by The Cars?
suck my blue balls - Uh well, dance all night play all day. Don't let nothin get in the way
real heart - Dance all night keep the beat. Don't you worry bout two left feet, Shake it up!
girls pooping - OH COME ON NOW! No wonder you cry when you masturbate!
humongous girls - need love too... but get on top or you get breath pounded out of you.
prepubescent - ok... that am in my vocabulary.
barley legal porn - now don't get confused. This could be cause of some publishing ambiguity or problem with distribution or something.
bitch say what - what?
cave 8 ball - Shake it up, oo yeah, Shake it up
hims first cock movies - when would me EVER put them words together?
teets - As in licks or teets on Holloweenie?
i am me - You am not! Me am.
suck me dry - lick me wet... strike that! Reverse it!
who is the girl the in the yoplait comercial itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini ? - you mama!
adrianne barbeau nude free pic - Dude, give it up! There am none here and if they was me would NEVER show them!
i am blue means - You am dumb shit and you talks funny!
smoker coughing up block chunks - OH.... yummy.
bitch imagesize large - Me have no idea how to respond to that.
hosebag - fuckface!
parapism - That am MR. Parapism to YOU!
www.baby goots boobs - If me said it once then me said it hundred times.... WHAT THE HELL AM BABY GOOTS?
smallest penis ever - try looking on horny knat.
barley leagle porn - no, but we go some barley eagle porn
why do dogs chew holes in dirty underwear - cause all day long it been constricting they junk.
nude marge simpson -Got em! NOT showin em!
fat man wanking - Am he crying?!?! How do you say EWWWwwww and HAHAHAHAHA at same time?
miniature bowling - My idea!
yummy butt - best kind... me guess...
averagetosser.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html binty s personal album - HOW THE HELL YOU GET HERE WITH THIS?!?!?!
vibrator website - what... how... where... OH! Vibrator am to Monstee as Website am to cave...
sabrina the teenage bitch - Did me ever make this bad joke? Phew!
lemony monstee - Awww... naw, me am blueberry!
discount porn - Monstee's Discount Cave of Porn
cockless panties - um... uh... am not... er... all panties... er.. um... never mind.
pinch nipples - OK. OUCH! WoooOOOOoooo.... Thanks!
chicks fucking to teckno music - Someone's been in back room!
how to shave male puboc hair - HERE?!?!? You look for shaving here?!?!
vector porn - for horny math geeks!
offensive/ rude things to say - OH! LIke me come back to when girls say 'Kissing a smoker is like licking a dirty ashtray.' Then me say "Then fucking you must be like masturbating inside a fat bitch.'
big nipples - well, there am big.... then that am big!
smell of a pre-teen boy s genitals - Jesus on a stick people!! How are you fucking perverts getting here?!?! Just cut it off and GO AWAY NOW!!!
fuck me blue - Heard that before.
i am looking for a heavy metal band from the late 80 s or 90 s beginning with the letter s - well maybe if you can be more specific in the words you are using in the data field on the page of the search engine then we might have some idea of what exactly you might be looking for. What am you? Stupid, foreign or just old?
doe dee doe - mmmmmMMMMmmmmmmdoedeedoe..........
adrianne barbeau nude - Me would NEVER show somthing like that of old girlfriend!
crying while masturbating -- me know this may be sensitive problem for some people... but it just TOO funny!! Me mean... it am like... "BooHoo... BooHoo... BooHoooOOOoooo... BoooOOooHooOOOoo...."
adrianne barbeau - former gal pal!
gals - got lots
bloody heart - must be british search... US peoples say 'Fucking Heart'
musical 8 ball - What would it play? Shake it up by The Cars?
suck my blue balls - Uh well, dance all night play all day. Don't let nothin get in the way
real heart - Dance all night keep the beat. Don't you worry bout two left feet, Shake it up!
girls pooping - OH COME ON NOW! No wonder you cry when you masturbate!
humongous girls - need love too... but get on top or you get breath pounded out of you.
prepubescent - ok... that am in my vocabulary.
barley legal porn - now don't get confused. This could be cause of some publishing ambiguity or problem with distribution or something.
bitch say what - what?
cave 8 ball - Shake it up, oo yeah, Shake it up
hims first cock movies - when would me EVER put them words together?
teets - As in licks or teets on Holloweenie?
i am me - You am not! Me am.
suck me dry - lick me wet... strike that! Reverse it!
who is the girl the in the yoplait comercial itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini ? - you mama!
adrianne barbeau nude free pic - Dude, give it up! There am none here and if they was me would NEVER show them!
i am blue means - You am dumb shit and you talks funny!
smoker coughing up block chunks - OH.... yummy.
bitch imagesize large - Me have no idea how to respond to that.
hosebag - fuckface!
parapism - That am MR. Parapism to YOU!
www.baby goots boobs - If me said it once then me said it hundred times.... WHAT THE HELL AM BABY GOOTS?
smallest penis ever - try looking on horny knat.
barley leagle porn - no, but we go some barley eagle porn
why do dogs chew holes in dirty underwear - cause all day long it been constricting they junk.
nude marge simpson -Got em! NOT showin em!
fat man wanking - Am he crying?!?! How do you say EWWWwwww and HAHAHAHAHA at same time?
miniature bowling - My idea!
yummy butt - best kind... me guess...
averagetosser.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html binty s personal album - HOW THE HELL YOU GET HERE WITH THIS?!?!?!
vibrator website - what... how... where... OH! Vibrator am to Monstee as Website am to cave...
sabrina the teenage bitch - Did me ever make this bad joke? Phew!
lemony monstee - Awww... naw, me am blueberry!
discount porn - Monstee's Discount Cave of Porn
cockless panties - um... uh... am not... er... all panties... er.. um... never mind.
pinch nipples - OK. OUCH! WoooOOOOoooo.... Thanks!
chicks fucking to teckno music - Someone's been in back room!
how to shave male puboc hair - HERE?!?!? You look for shaving here?!?!
vector porn - for horny math geeks!
offensive/ rude things to say - OH! LIke me come back to when girls say 'Kissing a smoker is like licking a dirty ashtray.' Then me say "Then fucking you must be like masturbating inside a fat bitch.'
big nipples - well, there am big.... then that am big!
smell of a pre-teen boy s genitals - Jesus on a stick people!! How are you fucking perverts getting here?!?! Just cut it off and GO AWAY NOW!!!
fuck me blue - Heard that before.
i am looking for a heavy metal band from the late 80 s or 90 s beginning with the letter s - well maybe if you can be more specific in the words you are using in the data field on the page of the search engine then we might have some idea of what exactly you might be looking for. What am you? Stupid, foreign or just old?
doe dee doe - mmmmmMMMMmmmmmmdoedeedoe..........
Scratched in cave wall by Monstee at 11:37 PM
7 Comments:
sorry about the smelling of little boy nads...that was me...didn't think i'd get caught :( wtf
Duuuuude, you get weird search strings...
you know...you KNOW you know...you know I know...
YOU'RE SECRET'S OUT!!!
i have a baby goot...
Typing in "Vibrator" and "website" hits you on Google before it hits me. I guess that makes you more popular than me---sniffle---I always knew the internet liked you more than me. However, typing in "Monstee" and "DNA" gets me on the first try (but you on the second one):O Go figure.
About the little GRE (graduate record exam) reference in the cave: "Vibrator am to Monstee as Website am to cave" (a verbal analogy akin to those found on the GRE)---either that's your nice way of telling me you have been reading my blog, or a coincidence.
Either way, your marathon of posting is nearly over. Soon you will have one less goal to strive for.
If your ex-girlfriend is Adrienne Barbeau then I'm John Carpenter.
Oh, and the guy searching for 'smallest penis ever' came to my site first, but I directed him to you.
RO.FF.LMAO
ur killin' me.
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