ME AM MONSTEE

You am in Monstee's cave.

Why you here at blog? Did me ask you come see blog?
NO!
So what reason you have for being at blog?
Do you know Monstee?
Am we friends? Am we family?
Am we like two blind marmots that bump heads in night, deep in burrow that we call internet?
MmmMMMMmmmm marmot...
NO!
You no distract Monstee with talk of food!
If you am here, you am here for only one reason; to bask in glow of what it am to be Monstee.

You have nice face.
You come in and learn about Monstee, if you know password.
You no ask me! Me no tell you password am SWORDFISH.
MMMmmmmMMMM swordfish...

Mail me when new post am up

7.28.2007

The fishy bait of Monstemper!

Yeah yeah yeah....

Server, AOL, blogger...

Bullshit bullshit bullshit....

Bla bla bla....
Fuck fuck fuck....
Yada yada yada...

Hate.

1 Comments:

angrygrrface said...: Lies, all lies!; 7/30/2007 02:38:00 PM

This am Me

: Name:Monstee; Location:Big cave in woods, Next to info highway

Me am Monstee.
Me am Kookie Monster,
not be confused with other big blue monster that remain namless.

MmmmMMMMmmmm cookie...

NO!
Him am not real monster!
Him am just pretend.
Me am real and him am just big piece of felt or cartoon or somthng.
Me am Monstee.
Me have been been lots of places and done lots of things.
Me am Monstee!

LOOK ME FULL PROFILE

Here am me Major Awards!

Voted Runner Up, Best Technical Innovation!

ME AM MONSTEE

7.28.2007

The fishy bait of Monstemper!

1 Comments:

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Here am me Major Awards!