The Two Bits of Monstemper!

Well, as me say yesterday, me have been brewing up rant for while. Sometimes these things just fizzle out or cool down on them own, but other times them boil over and me post them here in highly intelligent if not somewhat sarcastic way. Now me know that me not most topical kinda monster, and me not all that political... Except for voicing opinion that G. W. B. Am possibly defiantly WORST president in history of America... And that include guy who die in office from diarrhea some three or four days in office or whatever. OH, and it include that one guy who did all them awful stuffs and was hated by just about everybody. NO, not BUSH SR. That other guy! G. W. And MUCH worse than him too! ...and him. But me digress. From time to time me have been known to rant and angrygrrface (you look her up me to tired to link it) Say per me last comments (you look it up me am to tired to link it) That she am hoping for sex or fast food rant cause them am best. Hmmmmmmm.... Well, to tell truth, me no remember doing sex rant. Five lumps monster money to anyone who can find where me did sex rant. As for fast food... Well, me got nothing against fast food. It am ADVERTISING FUCKS that me have problems with. That what me been ranting bout.
ME LOVE SEX AND FAST FOOD!!!!

MmMMMMMmmmmmsex&fastfood......

NO! You no distract Monstee from what he am getting round to ranting bout. It am no about sex and it am no about fast food. But, they am both great!! Sometimes at same time. Me remember one time...

NO! You no distract Monstee with kinky memories! NO! ME am here to rant and now me can begin!

WHY AM LINDSEY LOHAN LEAD STORY ON U.S. NEWS?!?!?!?

What fuck America? ME mean... COME ON! You am at war! People am dying over seas. You am killing people in they own country! God Damn it! You have job problems, money problems, legal problems, homeless, more crime in you schools than qualified teachers or money to get job done right, rampant disease, poverty and government that am so dysfunctional it fucks up helping disaster victims in its own land, and lead story am about some bimbo actress falling off wagone?!?! FUCK A WILD MAN!!!

What am it? Am it you or am it media? Am they spoon feeding you tripe cause you want it or cause that am what they want you to know? Wake up America! Pigs am rewriting rules on side of barn and you all seem to believe them when they say them was that way all along! ( if you no catch reference, then either 1. Go fuck you self. Or 2. Get off computer right now and go read fucking book!!! NOTING with pictures!!) Open you eye America, you politicians am so corrupt that they openly break you laws and NOBODY does anything about it. And do media tell you about it??? NO!! Cause they am to busy telling you bout what fucking bimbet Hollywood socialite cunt got drunk, fucked, in car wreck, arrested, went into rehab, turned gay, turned UN-gay, or generally fucked up in some way. WOOHOO!!! Big fucking NEWS!!

Our top story tonight, famous people fuck up and am no better then you.
WELL LA DE FUCKING DUH!!
Would this have happened 40 years ago? Lets see... 1967. Hmmmm.... Poverty, crime, violence in schools... Country at war.... War nobody wanted... Bad president nobody liked... What do you think top story back then would be?

Patty Duke gets drunk at rap party for 'Valley of the Dolls', details at eleven. FUCK NO! Back then news was about what was and SHOULD have been going on and why it wasn't. Back then, people no liked America at war and they fucking protested!! Where am protesters today? Fucking sitting round TV watching new reports about how much FUCKING LINDSEY LOHAN FELL OFF WAGON!!!

Fuck you news people. Last think me want to here am more about one of me ex-girlfriends.