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10 Comments:
It's the colour baby. No ginger, no dice.
honestly, i think he looks better.
God, he is a creepy little man.
Hi Monstee,
I like.He's looks very dead.Suits him.
Somewhere along the line, someone convinced Carrot Top that having big muscles would be the thing to do, ala Anthony Michael Hall. Creepy is right: although his muscles have gotten larger, his head is the same size.
I don't get that last comment. Is his head supposed to get proportionately larger along with his muscles? How would that be possible? It's not like Henry Rollins has a head with a three-foot diameter.
Smacky, that's kind of my point.
Guys with little bitty heads and great big muscles look kinda funny. Some folks who bulk up like that already had big frames, and/or big skulls to match their big frames. When they bulk up, their bodies don't look out of proportion. Carrot Top did not have a big frame/big skull. Now that he has lots of muscles, he looks out of proportion. Not comic book out of proportion, but enough to make me wonder at what point did "working out" change from being just something he did into something he would rather do than anything else. Or at least, it seems to me, something he would rather do than be, well, funny.
About Rollins: I saw Rollins play out in Black Flag a long time ago when he was real skinny. He had a big head. That looked kinda funny, too.
well, i guess carrot top wouldn't be so bad if he would just lose the eyeliner and the fem look ~ it really doesn't do much for him. I suppose that at least with all the muscles you can rest assured it really is a dude, not a lady. Of course, I suppose now-days, that's a bit debate-able, eh?
In the end, it's his pointy-is chin ~ seems as though most guys with big ol muscles have a more pronounced wide chin, where-as this carrot top seems to have a pointy feminine chin. I don't know, maybe that's a purely artistic viewpoint.
One thing is for sure though, while the smurf look is refreshing, as a carrot top, he really ought to go all green, as carrot tops DO sport the chlorophyl rather heavily.
pap smurf would be proud
~Red
prop comedy is almost as bad as ventriloquism and both are worse than mime.
Now you know where my comedy hate wheel lines up.
Bad - mime
Worse - prop comedy
Shit - ventriloquism
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