What would Freud think of this shit?

So first question am...
What it take to wake Monstee from him hibernation?

1. Am it screams and yells from hims hundreds and thousands of screaming and yelling fans? No. Me am Monstee! Me am not to be screamed at! If you want screaming, me give you screaming!!

YAAAAAAGHHHH!!! YYYAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!
HOOT HOOT!
BLABERBLABERBLABER
BLABBERBBER!!! SCREEEEEEEEESSHHHHHT!

There, me think me make me point.

2. Am it many and many more emails and comments from peoples wondering what me up to and when me am going to post again cause them am getting tired of checking same old blog site and seeing noting posted? No. But me have heard you and me am feeling you up. Me too am also not type of person who like same things as me just said excepting feeling up part. But for now me am getting you off for later and plan to post stuff just for you in near future. Good for you?

3. Am it because some VERY SWEET, nice, intelligent, kind, Mega Cool, kissyface, effervescent, quirky, funny, lovable, flirty girl offered to send me topless pic of self if me post? Well if me really thought me would get one me would say YES! YES!!! 34-48 C-DD TIMES YES!!! But by topless me expected pic of her with her head cut off or something. Also, me not log on to get offer till it like over weeks old and stuff. Me going to be discreet and not say who make offer, but me go on record and say me would still be VERY interested seeing her angrygrrboobs.

4. Was it cause me was actually blessed with comment from one and only El Barbudo? Dark man on campus? Evil spirit of global village? Guy on side of road with chainsaw of Internet highway? Man who put bile in biloney? ...no. Me was honored, but if me was going to point out that him no posts but twice year, well that would be like dick calling cunt harry.

5. So was it mixture of everything that touch me heart and drag me to keyboard so me could express me love and warmth for all you who stick by me even when me not there for you to stick by but me still think of you and have warm and fuzzy feelings for you and wish me had more to say so we could just spend more time together cause even when when we apart for few seconds it seem like much, much longer???

No.
What blog you people been reading? Me am Monstee! You love me no matter what me do! Me could go years no posting and you sure as hell keep checking and be damn glad for privilege of doing it. No. You am nothing to Monstee's need to post. You am just kings ear for which me am poring poison of truth! That am right! If me am only one going to do it, then let it be me! Me let it slide last year and it go away on its own. But now it am back.
"What? What am it?" you ask!
Taco Bell Cheesy Beefy Melt!
DUN DUN Daaaaaaa.....

Me wait second and let that sink in.


You know where me going with this right? If so, just sit back and enjoy, it not....
SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE PEOPLE!!
Ad for this thing am.... Well.... It am.... GOD! Here, look at it youself!
God Forsaken Ad
NO, no. You go see. You need to see before we go on. Me be here when you get back.





Did you see that?!?! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!!? Am that not most horrific piece of subliminal horseshit you ever see?!?! OH Me GOD!! Do me REALLY have to point this out to some people??? REALLY?? Some of you am really THAT thick headed that you no see it?!? OK.... Lets start at beginning...

First, ok, me give devil him due. They am using REAL song "I'll Stop The World and Melt with You" by Modern English. Thank you for not rewriting lyrics like you so often do you pig fuckers, er.... Me mean advertisers. Me know you could have had some sound alike band singing something like:
"We'll stop the world and melt for you.
You've had burritos and there getting better all the time.
There's nothing Taco Bell wont do.
We'll stop the word and melt for you."
But you didnt. No. You just took lovable song from 80's and used it for hawking fast food cause it have word 'melt' in it, right? Yes you did! But let me tell you somthing.... Nobody want to eat food that melt WITH them! That am just... Bad.
It be like...
"Hey, let me take a bite out of this new thing. mmmMMmmmm...
Well I must say, that's quite OH MY GOD! ITH MELGING INGOO MY FLETH!!! GGAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!"
No, me not REALLY have problem with sound of ad, it am imiges. Let's take look.
Here am lady waiting for train. Don't THAT seem like good place to stop for bite to eat? ...place full of soot, grease and noxious fumes in air.... Hells Yeah! And here am young man, eating and starring off into.... What, space? ...the sky? ...her? ...anyway what am with that zombie type look in hims eyes? He just realized what he am REALLY doing, right? Do me really have to say this? LOOK AT PICTURES!!! That am not averts for fast food!
THIS AM MONEY SHOTS FOR FOOD PORN!!!
Look! LOOK!! Here am fifthly rich couple eating Taco Bell, like we know ALL RICH PEOPLE FUCKING DO!! And here am their... What? ...burned out, goth, junky, dried up, skanky, prostitute daughter. Am they really enjoying good food at reasonable prices? NO! THEY AM TAKING CHEESY FACIAL CUM SHOTS FROM ERECT TORTILLA COCKS!! Me can NOT be only one to see this!! LOOK!!! Here are two guys. Am they thinking "Hey. We may be to superfans from opposing teams, but we can both enjoy a cheesy treat." NO!! They am thinking "Fucking good Blow Job dude! I'm glad we can still look each other in the eye." And here!!! Look! LOOK!!! Has any shot in history of TV advertising ever screamed more for title
HA HA HA, JIZZEM UP THE NOSE!

Hey fucking NAMBLA, here am you interracial poster!!! Me refuse to believe nobody else sees this. LOOK!! Just look! Now quick, what do them symbols mean. Really! NO!! They mean

DEATH COMES QUICKLY AND LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY DICK!!!

Do they REALLY think we am so stupid?!? OK, so just in case you haven't noticed or you am some kind of inbred twit who happened to have stumbled across active computer and got here by randomly pushing buttons...
THEY GIVE YOU SHOT FROM YOU CROTCH!!! LOOK! There's you junk! There's you spooge. There's you fantasy gay bad-boy lover looking longingly into you eyes cause he knows how you feel and loves you as much as you love it! GET IT? NO? Little threatened? OK! Here am ANOTHER crotch shot. SEE!! There am you man meat!!! There am you baby batter!! There am you teenage prep school baby-sitter fantasy girl looking lovingly into you eyes despite fact that she can no relate to getting knob bobbed and she no really like doing it, she do love you and like making you feel good and tolerate mouth full of pimp juice. You see it now, RIGHT?!? Ending REALLY bothers me. Here we pull out with crane shot while our bad/gay/boy and vigin/girl/whore both end up spinning in middle of street. They lovingly look into each others eyes and spin while both holding on to they own version of you love muscle with thick strands of pearl pudding lead to they mouths... AND NOBODY GIVES SHIT!!! WHAT FUCK DO THIS MEAN??? THEY AM STOPPING TRAFFIC TO SUCK ON CHEESE FILLED BURRO DICKS AND SHOOT LOADS OF CHEDDAR SPERM INTO THEY MOUTHS AND PEOPLE JUST STAND AROUND AND WATCH!!! What kind of sick shit am that?
Hey people! Get the Taco Bell Cheesy Beefy Melt and it will be as just good as getting sucked off in some inner city public sex show.

Hey ad-men!! Next time you need commercial for this product, just show 3 minutes of young girls kissing each other while guys shove food up they buts!

Die.