Monstee the early years

Me guess me get me start in mid 70's when me first appear on tv. Me was contestent on popular game show. Me not win much money, but me did get meet dick clark, tony randal & adrianne barbeau. Me hope tape rerun show when it rerun on gameshow network, but for now, me scan page transcript and picture for you.

Am anybody out there?

Hello?

Am there anybody out there? Me thought me heard someone come in... Hello?

Me am Monstee!

Me am great. Me am famous.

Me get me scrapbook and show you. Here it am.... no, that moldy box of porn.


You want moldy box of porn? Me just not bring meself to throw it out.
Where am that scrapbook?

Third first post, or second Second post, or...

Phew. Now me am feeling little better about things here. It am starting look little more me liking. Me got some me interests listed and most me changes done. Still lots work be done before posting life and times of Monstee. Me got so many pictures hang...

Me did take time out do little looking around blog neighborhood cave. There am some weird people round here! Me like that. Maybe when me ready, me make big pot roadkill stew and take round say Hi. mmmMMMmmmmroadkill.

(squweek)

Ooo. Mouse nibbling that moldy box of porn. The be good start stew!

Second FIRST post.

Well me am still getting cave/blog up and looking nice. When me first move in, me find lots of dust and cobwebs and somebody leave moldy box of porn in corner. Me miss reaching out and connecting with people in big wide world we call global village. Sooner me get walls & floor licked clean, sooner me get friends over. Me think this am good place put up pictures and tell story of life of monstee. What you think echo?
"...echo? ....echo? ...echo?"

Yea you! Who else me talking to round here!!! Me not even post me interests yet so me not show up on any searches or links yet! What you think? People just gonna fall into Monstee's new cave?
"...cave? ...cave? ...cave?"

OKOKOK! It not really cave. It blog. But me try change template look like cave. Then it be kool. Then it be home. That be good with you?
"..you? ...you? ...you?"

Me got to hang up blankets or egg cartons or something.

test

This am me first post to new blog. What am blog? It sound good!

mmmMMMmmmmblog.