Extended comment -or- One of me peeves!

What with me no posting so much recently and me getting all this hate mail and IMs BEGGING me to post more and me making Lauren sad and everything me would just start turning me REALLY FUCKING LONG comments into posting and we see where we go from there.

OK, so....

Me good friend Binty recently posted something about (among other stuff) the misuse of word IRONIC.

OOOOOO!!! Now this am really BIG pet peeve with me! Me hate it when people use, or try to use big words but no understand what they really mean. Oh sure, sometimes we get the point and understand what they trying to say, but fact am... they am wrong and saying something else!! Me use to hang out with people in high school who do this all the time!! It drive me nuts! Me just want to scream "Read a book for fucks sake!" If you no know that word means, don't use it! If you not sure what word means, LOOK IT UP! Irony am one of the worst for this. Tons of people think they know what it means an they don't. Irony am when the outcome of event or expression through the use or words am opposite or near opposite of what am expected. PLEASE, remember that before you use it!
When people use big words incorrectly, am just so... pedantic!

SEE? See what me did there? If you no know what pedantic mean, go look it up. We wait for you.



Tum dee dum dum...



**YAWN**


Doe dee doe, doe dee doe, doe dee...

OK? See? Pedantic am completely wrong word to use there right? And since me was bitching about that, you would expect me to know, right? That am Ironic! ...and sarcastic. ...and hypocritical. But you get point right? Don't it piss you off too?!?!

Anyway, me will leave you with this. When you read it you know why it come to me mind.
Few years ago me little hatchling come dancing out of her bedcave into main chamber wearing pair of ballet slippers, pink tights, tutu and tiara. She spend several minutes doing allegro and pirouettes and moving her arms from third to forth position as best she could for little child that never had a lesson. For that reason, she was best in her class. All the while she am humming what can only be described as "Swan Lake" hummed by someone that has never heard "Swan Lake". Soon she stop humming but keep dancing...
Hatchling: "Daddy, I know what I want to be when I grow up."
Me: "What am that, hunnybunch?"
Hatchling: "A veterinarian."

THAT am irony!