Thank you for waiting. Now that all me equipment and dependents seem to bee working, we can begin.
If you not already read me last rant,
please do so here cause all of this posting relate to it... and maybe others, but that am the important one that gots this bad feedback.
Dear Blogmaster,
I would like to express concern and disapproval of your blog 'Me am Monstee' and specifically the current posting regarding Lindsey Lohan.
First, I find it quite distasteful that you express your thoughts under the guise of a foul-mouthed muppet. Children like muppets. How do you think they would react to you and you use of four letter words? As a mother I know that all children are sponges and soak up whatever they are exposed to. I believe that exposer to you would definitely be a bad thing and possibly cause harm to their developing minds.
Secondly, in the posting regarding Miss Lohan you posted a picture showing her exposed breast. You should be ashamed of yourself and remove the picture immediately. Nudity is that last thing parents want their children to see on the Internet and you are only helping to perpetuate an already extensive problem. If you do not remove the picture, It is my hope that Miss Lohan's people take legal actions against you.
Lastly, although here in America we all share the rite to our own political beliefs, I find it appalling that you do not support your president, country or the troops that are giving their lives during a time of war. Regardless of what you may think, Bush IS our president and ARE in the situation we are in regarding Iraq and the middle east and we should respect and support our country and leaders in their decisions as well as the troops that have to carry them out as best we can. If you don't like that way it is, that is what voting is for, so we can change to way things are being run.
Please stop what you are doing now.
And do not bother responding to this email because I have set up for any mail from you to go directly to my trash. A Monstee Rebuttal (heeheeheehee..... butt.)
WOW! What comment from this
fucking mother mother fucker concerned parent lurker. Me hope me have enough room to spit on her and vomit up bile in her face. So lets see how that go.
OK, lady, so why you no comment in Monstee's comments? Am you afraid that you am only one who think way you do? Or am you just type of person who take other person over to other side of room, make you snippy comments directly to them and then NO give them time to say anything back. You suck for that! But as me guess that you no going to come back here to see any of this, me can still make good postings out of you mouth turds. Me just pretend you reading this and respond to you points one at time.
First, what on gods green earth makes you think me am one of
THEM?!?! Me am not one of
THEM! Me am Monstee! Foul-mouthed, yes. Well hung, yes. Superior lover, yes. But
NOT one of them. What? You just assume me am one of them? You look at Monstee and see one of them? You am racist lady! You am horrible bigot! How dare you assume me am one of them you ass me!!! Do you children like bigots? Am that what you teach them? For shame. How do me think they react to Monstee words? Me hope they think they funking funny! Maybe they think it am fresh breeze of down to earth talking that am no all that racist, bigoted, NAZI predigest that you spill out of you big fat gob! Me have tip for you lady. Kids am
NOT sponges. That am you birth control you pulled out of you snatch!!!
STOP TRYING TO TEACH IT ANYTHING BUT SPERM SOAKING!! You know all about that right? If you truly think me will cause them harm, then you are
WAY bad parent for letting them get here in first place! When me hatchling go on Internet, me find out what she looking at first and say if it OK. Way for you to neglect you kid lady. Hey, here am tip for you if you can no take time to police you children,
PASSWORDS. You know what them are right? You can use one to keep kids off Internet when you not around or use them with kid proofing what intent they do have. There am only bout hundreds you can use. And my tip for passwords am to keep it personal. For you something like '
stupidbitch' or '
dumbcunt' may work. It you think kids might figure that our, use numbers like, '
droppedonheaddringstanding69' or '
mrshitler2'.
Secondly, what nudity? It was simple nipple slip. If you am concerned about nudity, me suggest you do all that crap me said above and you stupid spawn never get to anything showing them something as fucking horrible and mind bending and vomit inducing discussing as human nipple. Sorry lady. It am not me responsibility to repress you children. Me have more free and open outlook to female form. Why, me used me own little hatchlings room to make Monstee's Discount Cave of Porn! So me guess you going to have to teach you own groinlings how filthily and nasty nipples are and make sure they want nothing to do with them or
ANYONE who does! As for Lindsey's people... well, they have a hard time keeping her bodacious Ta-Tas under wraps anyway. It am true! When we was going out, she would have a booby bounce out all the time and me was there to try and stop the paparazzi
But, next thing you know she would turn around and one of them melon hoppers would roll out on the market floor, so to speak.
Funny thing was, it was almost always the right one. Me think that was the country nipple. No longer content with the home life, it wanted to get out and see the world. Go dancing and PARTY! But the left nipple was the city nipple. After a long day, it just wanted to curl up with good video and bottle of wine, maybe long bubble bath, and let everything slip by.
Truth am, most of Monstee's old girlfriends have problems keeping they shirts on. Like me old girlfriend Christina Ricci,
or me other old girlfriend Linda Blair.
And ESPECIALLY me most favorite old girlfriend (we still friends today) Adrienne Barbeau!
And lastly, fuck you sideways with big fat flagpole. Yes, America am a land of political freedom, but it am also land of free speech. So, by law me can say that it am me opinion that G.W.s presidential skills am about as tight as tweaked out crack whore after her fiftieth trick of the night. Me cannot and will not support such a man just because he holds specific office. Last me heard, declaring war without connect of congress was crime and just as bad as lying about blowjob. But nobody am doing nothing to Bush cause me guess that 100 men per month being killed am not as bad as the millions that died in the blowjob. And quite frankly, me am sick to death of all this 'Support the troops' bullshit. What exactly do that mean? Give them a shoulder and hug and tell them that me am sorry they gotta go do what they gotta go do? Fuck that! Me no want to do that. Me will stand there and tell them that what they am being ordered to do am wrong and me am sorry they have to follow lousy stupid and fucked up orders. Me will not and cannot support ANYONE who am doing something me think am wrong! And as for voting, well... with Bush in office it pretty much proves point that voting proves nothing. America sucks on so many levels and has far to many problems for the world power that it am. But, because it gives the freedom to say shit like that and point out the problems so they can be changed, it makes it one of the best.
NO! You will not stop Monstee from Ranting in him own cave!!! Me am Monstee! Me say what me want, me do what me want!!
As for emailing you, not to worry. Me no like to contact lousy parent nazi racist profiler bigoted repressed eroticaphobic goose-stepping blinder wearing sheeple cunts like you.
With love,
Monstee
