Me just found out that any catholic male can be pope. That put yours truly in running. Claws am crossed. Me would need to convert.... and maybe it time to diversify that shit. How 'bout double whammy black woman pope? Yeah, that right. Mix that shit up. Just kind of new age thinking that could really help church with its street cred.
Now some of you am getting antsy about this talk. Prefer graying cracker-ass Pope-man. Me know, me know, you think that woman behind pope-mobile be swerving and shit, knocking over cones, running down some poor italiano traffic cops and maybe laying some tracks on top of altar servers. You no believe that shit. You gotta update you thinking. Women am just as good (and bad) at driving as men am.
Plus you know that woman pope would just fly about anyhow! "Fuck silly car, this aint no flightless pope you dealin with" am what she say right before floating out of room and up towards ceiling of Sistine Chapel to check out Michelangelo's handiwork.
Idea am starting to grow on you, admit it.
Adding to it, there am whole set of names that woman pope could use that no man could take. No more this numbered shit, guaranteed to be first for any name she chose. But why change name at all? Pick right lady and she might just keep her own name. There am some really well named ladies out there. Some of those names am just begging to have title Pope ahead of it. Me aint talking about no Lucy or Nicole, Fuck all that. Me suggestion?
Oprah.
Yes
Pope Oprah
Poprah
The Poprah.
You know she bring everyone together. You ever seen her show? Well, me neither, but me seen clips. Like when she give out all them cars. That shit showed up on news. Those people were pumped. They all LOVED her. Me could learn to love the Poprah.
You know she would be total badass pope. All names ending in -rah sound like they am straight outta He-Man. BADASS.
Call you Cardinals. We get this shit done.
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